First of all, let me back up to Friday when my son did
not come home from school with about 12 splinters in 3 fingers!! So I did
not spend most of the weekend trying to get them all out. And I most certainly did
not start having dreams about how I could manipulate a splinter in such a way,causing as little pain as possible, making it easier to remove. Nope, not me!
I do
not spend any spare time trying to earn my kids money on Webkinz. That is
not what I do for fun around here!!
This morning I had planned to, needed to and did wake up at 5:30. And I did
not go back to sleep for "5 more minutes" waking back up @ 6:45.
So since I was
not late, I did
not leave the house to bring my kids to the bus stop and school with no bra! (At this point I am reminded of those books that my kids love--the "froggy" books. They always say "Looking more red in the face than green" ----but that is
not how I feel at all!)
I did
not have to come back home to make lunches to bring back up to their schools!
I did
not have to call the front office from my cell
( while in the school) in search for my son who decided he no longer wanted to wait for me.
On the way out of the school I did
not knock over this huge sign that everyone can clearly see. Even one
not pushing a stroller and carrying an infant car seat could see that!